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So, this is me. Trying to find myself. On this mystical journey, I will find out who I am inside, and no I'm not talking about organs or the interworkings of my physical being, but more about my meta-physical being, if that makes any sense at all. How I am inside should be reflected on the outside. A journey of self-discovery sounds innately selfish on many levels. Is it so selfish to want to find out who you really are? To go on a walk between souls? Is it selfish to want to be just me?

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    amburdoll:

    canyoushipit:

    darkxbunnyprincess:

    This is one of my favorite childhood stories.

    WHAT THE FUCK

    I loved these books

    (Source: sugarcoatedagony, via little-angelpie)

    — 1 month ago with 258074 notes
    Rest in Peace, Robin Williams.
    July 21st, 1951 - August 11th, 2014

    Thank you for bringing joy into my childhood and life with your voice and acting. Thank you for your contagious jokes, your wacky impersonations, and amazing acting. Thank you for making my childhood experience better, and thank you for bringing joy to those even though you battled with your own joy. If only you could have known how much you’ve impacted people. Your life work will live on, and you will never be forgotten. I know I won’t forget you. Thank you for helping me whenever I felt sad and having a film for every mood. Gone, but never forgotten.

    (Source: disneyyandmore, via fudgepuff)

    — 1 month ago with 195519 notes

    theothershiroki:

    Here are a few pictures from my dissertation ^^

    As I mentioned in a few posts before, I illustrated Instructions by Neil Gaiman. All the images were exposed in an enclosed space to separate the realm of fairy tales from our mundane world. So yeah…I pitched a tent in the middle of the gallery XD

    (via neil-gaiman)

    — 1 month ago with 3309 notes
    "When a person leaves, you keep something of theirs for yourself. Maybe you’ll keep his favorite t-shirt or that vinyl record of The Beatles, his battered copy of The Old Man and The Sea. These are tiny bits of his soul you are allowed to have left and they are bittersweet parting gifts you get to hide in the chest under your bed. But the ones that hurt the most to keep are memories. His sleepy smile in the mornings, the smudge of paint on his cheek after he paints, the look in his eyes when he said he loved you. You close your eyes and you see all of these beautiful pictures and it hurts… so much. But that’s the thing. It hurts and you can’t even throw them away, not like letters you can burn, or a coffee mug you can break. They’re etched under your skin like scars no one can see, bleeding without killing you. Instead it’s a forever kind of pain; indestructible and permanent. He’s the pain that never heals."
    — 2 months ago with 362 notes
    qrimzi:

This is generally my game plan at parties.

    qrimzi:

    This is generally my game plan at parties.

    (Source: zar2a, via i-wish-i-was-away-in-ingo)

    — 5 months ago with 286 notes

    super-highschool-level-homestuck:

    iprayforangels:

    plushestrumpest:

    30secondstocalifornia:

    wingscanspeak:

    zorobro:

    wingscannotspeak:

    peetasboxers:

    kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

    I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

    uh

    yeah

    Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

    So i tried it both ways and uh

    i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

    this made me laugh really hard….

    and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

    but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

    So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

    Its not science unless you write it down so 

    First method:

    image
    Well done, i guess…

    Second:

    image
    I fucked up

    Girls… how?

    I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

    I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

    It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

    Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

    Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

    but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

    and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

    It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

    bless you

    (Source: princessveroni, via rapturea)

    — 5 months ago with 888495 notes

    rerylikes:

    Dining Etiquette Around The World, an infographic by Restaurant Choice

    via Feel Design

    are these relevant or clichés to you?

    (via little-angelpie)

    — 5 months ago with 122841 notes
    emergencycenter:

pastel-goth-perfection:

prinnyempress:

yolucas:

SERIOUS TALK: 
Okay idk if you guys have heard about this yet so I’m going to inform you about what’s going on because it’s really serious and I think everyone needs to know about this. So basically there are some sick fucking people now who have started taping and gluing razor blades around children’s parks (and on the handles of gas pumps) and placing them strategically so children get hurt. They tape them to the handles of monkey bars (so the children’s hands get sliced open), they tape them inside of slides (i think you can imagine what will happen there) and just everywhere around the playgrounds with a sick intention of hurting young kids. I know this has literally nothing to do with my blog but I take my younger cousin to the park almost every day in the summer, and I can’t imagine what I’d do if he went down a slide rigged with razor blades. So pleaspleaseplease reblog this, I think people need to see it so they can be more careful, I don’t want little kids possibly seriously hurting themselves.

this is actually legitimate and several news sites have reports of children getting hurt.

oh my god, I can’t believe some people actually think this is funny IF YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY I’M GONNA KICK YOU IN THE FACE DOUCHEBAG

Checked it out and it’s not a hoax so please signal boost!

    emergencycenter:

    pastel-goth-perfection:

    prinnyempress:

    yolucas:

    SERIOUS TALK: 

    Okay idk if you guys have heard about this yet so I’m going to inform you about what’s going on because it’s really serious and I think everyone needs to know about this. So basically there are some sick fucking people now who have started taping and gluing razor blades around children’s parks (and on the handles of gas pumps) and placing them strategically so children get hurt. They tape them to the handles of monkey bars (so the children’s hands get sliced open), they tape them inside of slides (i think you can imagine what will happen there) and just everywhere around the playgrounds with a sick intention of hurting young kids. I know this has literally nothing to do with my blog but I take my younger cousin to the park almost every day in the summer, and I can’t imagine what I’d do if he went down a slide rigged with razor blades. So pleaspleaseplease reblog this, I think people need to see it so they can be more careful, I don’t want little kids possibly seriously hurting themselves.

    this is actually legitimate and several news sites have reports of children getting hurt.

    oh my god, I can’t believe some people actually think this is funny IF YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY I’M GONNA KICK YOU IN THE FACE DOUCHEBAG

    Checked it out and it’s not a hoax so please signal boost!

    (Source: fuckmeirwin, via little-angelpie)

    — 5 months ago with 147810 notes

    Johnny Depp & Helena Bonham Carter » collabs

    (Source: loopholes, via meerkatholzy)

    — 6 months ago with 512344 notes

    idkifangirlalot:

    moonlitwitch:

    lalondegnostalgic:

    seven—drunken—pirates:

    mazarinedrake:

    garykingoftheworld:

    jamesfactscalvin:

    blackcowledbat:

    jamesfactscalvin:

    5 out of 9 of these things I don’t even care for anyhow

    Fuck you guys, flips flogs, jean shorts and shirts with shit on them is my entire wardrobe.

    I’m a guy and I HATE flip-flops! I also dislike shorts in general

    I do wear a fedora occasionally, but it’s an actual fedora and not a fucking trilby.

    and I’m not sure if my mustache counts as ‘little’ or not, since it’s not super thick, but it’s part of an actual full beard. 

    You guys are, once again, missing the fucking point.

    You know that feeling of outrage you got from reading this? The sense of, “how dare anyone tell me what to wear? I can wear whatever clothes I like.”

    THAT’S HOW WOMEN FEEL ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

    So YOU don’t like it when someone says your clothing choices are stupid? Good. STOP SAYING IT TO WOMEN THEN. 

    Wow, I never reblog these kinds of things, but… they said the thing. Thank you for saying the thing.

    FUCKING BOLDING THAT SHIT

    omf ^

    (Source: hashtag-swaggie, via cloudlessclimbs)

    — 6 months ago with 161453 notes